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Posted on 21st Oct at 1:22 AM, with 2 notes
There will be 10 superhero movies in 2017.

I just woke up from a dream and in it, I saw the first Justice League movie. Now, this is a weird JL movie because the team was comprised by Superman, Hawkeye, Rocket Raccoon, Wonder Woman and Chuy Bravo from Chelsea Lately. The first half of the movie, they just sat around in their fortress talking and arguing how they would go about their mission and I was so engrossed by how existentialist it was, and how Zack Snyder managed to get some damn good shots of the Earth from outer space. 

The cinema was almost empty except for me and my friends, so I decided to take a picture of the gorgeous cinematography. I mean, damn, you have come a long way since fucking up Sucker Punch, guy. I went back to my seat and spent the rest of the movie finding the right VSCO filter for it and worrying whether I’m going to get caught because I pirated bits of the film.

After the movie, I decided to buy the junior novelization of the film because I missed the second half. Turns out, they went deeper into outer space to talk to the calcified spider titan and bargained the fate of humanity with a lifetime supply of Whatchamacallit bars. In the end, they did save the world because of their bad-ass bargaining skills.

I was waiting for my driver (I don’t even have a driver!) and went to the unisex (Am I in a ShondaLand show?) bathroom where the janitor was being flirted upon by these seriously hot twenty-something women who are all dressed up like post-rehab Ke$ha. I remember how the bathroom seemed really dirty, but it mostly smelled like cement instead of piss and human excrement.

And then I woke up.

I am still convinced that this is really how that Justice League movie will play out because DC is bound to fuck up their cinematic universe.

Tagged: #Seacrest out,
Posted on 20th Oct at 3:49 AM, with 7 notes

This year is pretty huge because I feel like I’m starting to really learn about myself. My girlfriend moved in last December and it’s been really tough but I’m not going to lie: it’s super fucking rewarding. I’ve been toning down on my dickish personality ever since we started dating, but I feel that it really kicked into high gear when we started living together. At first, it was pretty frustrating just because I was so accustomed to just living alone. However, it did made me realize that the more I lived alone, the more miserable I became. 

We used to fight a lot and because I didn’t knew how to deal with that, I knew that she suffered a lot. The thing about love is that you can’t just keep letting the one you love suffer, especially since I feel that I’ve torn her away from her family just so she could be with me. There’s a lot of guilt in that, but my girlfriend is such a great fucking person that she easily made me realize that it was her conscious decision to live with me and that she’s terribly happy to be with me.

That feeling, the one you get when you make someone happy, I am choosing to dwell on that, making me way more happier in the process. But yeah, I was a massive prick during the first key months of our living together. Eventually, I had to unlearn a lot of things. I kept my temper always in check. I avoided my passive-aggressive behavior. I tweet less. I stopped posting about weed. I added my mom on Facebook. I focused on getting a job and ended up finding one that I really like. Tiny things that adds up to a greater whole.

Lately, I’ve been feeling really shitty because I ran out of weed. I tend to lash out and be all kaiju as fuck, just leaving an obvious trace of destruction and bad behavior. Right now, I’m trying to remind myself how much progress I’ve made by writing about it and I feel 100% already. Because that’s really the thing: I just don’t write anymore. 

Therefore, I’m doing it now and yay for me.

reaaaally need to have an output so be prepared for longish, meandering posts that gazes deep into the dark recesses of my navel. 

Tagged: #Seacrest out,
Posted on 19th Oct at 9:06 PM, with 4 notes
Voidcollage, 18 x 23 cmby Jel Suarez
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Void
collage, 18 x 23 cm
by Jel Suarez

Posted on 17th Oct at 2:41 AM, with 3 notes
I click play and Carly Rae Jepsen’s Turn Me Up starts and in an instant, I’m already 110% better.

I have been living under a rock for the past 3 years and I crawled back to the surface just to tell you this.

Tagged: #Engaging times!,
Posted on 27th Sep at 3:41 PM, with 4 notes
The One I Love.
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The One I Love.

Posted on 12th Sep at 10:20 AM
Finally completed it. #snowpiercer
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Finally completed it. #snowpiercer

Tagged: #snowpiercer,
Posted on 7th Sep at 3:59 AM, with 1 note
Choo-choo.
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Choo-choo.

Posted on 5th Sep at 2:33 AM, with 4 notes

Our album’s first single is now on Spotify.

We were just kids on Tumblr and now this.

My girlfriend made the art for the single. More of her work here.

Posted on 17th Aug at 3:36 AM
Samesies
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Samesies

Posted on 16th Aug at 10:00 PM
Girls of Attraction! Reaction!
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Girls of Attraction! Reaction!

Posted on 9th Aug at 5:41 AM, with 4,110 notes

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Posted on 7th Aug at 9:28 AM, with 1 note
Come through if you can.
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Come through if you can.

Posted on 27th Jul at 3:53 AM, with 3 notes
Fell 2014 Line
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Fell 2014 Line

Posted on 18th Jul at 12:01 AM
Congrats @TheSandBoxCo for a great show! Watch #DaniGirlMNL! (at Carlos P Romulo Auditorium, RCBC Plaza)
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Congrats @TheSandBoxCo for a great show! Watch #DaniGirlMNL! (at Carlos P Romulo Auditorium, RCBC Plaza)

Tagged: #danigirlmnl,
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